Carp, oh how I hate you guys,
Your thick scales annoy me,
Your mouths full of mucus,
And waters that tangle turbidly.
Fishing for you is tiring,
The rod bends and breaks,
And your weight, oh so heavy,
Stretches my muscles.
There is no charm in you, no grace,
Why do you even exist?
Forget about me, about the anglers,
For I will never come back to you.